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assfart sandwich

When flatulence is (violently and forcefully) expulsed from the rectum upon 2 slices of (white) bread.
I had an assfart sandwich for lunch. Canned tuna is getting expensive.
by therealOG2018 April 13, 2018
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speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.
Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.
by KelEDee March 31, 2009
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Ban Sandwich

Banned Sandwich is when one being leeches files from another and fails to share files on their behalf resulting in the sharer banning the leecher.

Another common example is if one encounters a troll this can result in a Ban Sandwich
by Labman December 19, 2009
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bin sandwich

a tramps tea

sandwich found in a bin
'check out that crobos bin sandwich, its got limp lettuce!'

"aww i could kill for a bin sandwich" said the crobo hobo
by captain thong June 17, 2009
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Mormon Sandwich

(ˈmôrmən ˈsanˌ(d)wiCH)

When two people (that are not Mormon) are sitting between a Mormon person at the following:

• A picnic.
• A birthday party.
• At the movies.
And more!
"Hey, there's a Mormon person sitting between us."

"Wow! We're now a Mormon Sandwich."
by Geestorn April 14, 2022
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Norwegian sandwich

When you stick a food in a girls vagina, then you penetrate her until the food is gone then with the residue on the penis you make the girl lick the food off of the penis. Then you ejaculate until seme comes out and let her swallow the semen.
Guy #1: Bruh me and my girl was getting freaky last night, we did a Norwegian Sandwich.
Guy #2: Aye, did y'all really do a Norwegian sandwich?
by El Hacedor De Lluvia April 1, 2016
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sex sandwich

when engaging in the secks, someone is on the bottom, someone in the middle and someone on top. this is the best way to secks!
Brodie.Today at 3:17 AM
No
That’s gay
poggasToday at 3:17 AM
ur in the middle
xephyToday at 3:17 AM
HAHA
sex sandwich
poggasToday at 3:17 AM
YES!!!!!!
xephyToday at 3:18 AM
time to turn brodie bi
Brodie.Today at 3:18 AM
Yeah not happening
xephyToday at 3:18 AM
you love penis
you know it
by azure. June 16, 2020
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