san juan capistrano

a beautiful and over populated little city. has a wonderful mission and amazing much more authentic mexican food available. it holds a parade around march welcoming the swallows back from 6,000 miles away at their winter vacation spot in Goya, Argentina.

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san juan capistrano by chachaaa June 9, 2009

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San Francisco Toothbrush

A penis.

It's suprising her teeth aren't whiter, I hear she brushes with a new San Francisco Toothbrush every night.

San Francisco Toothbrush by Captain Cynical April 2, 2009

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San Francisco Snowball Fight

A kid crapped himself and put the shitty boxers in his pocket and went to his car to throw them away. In San Francisco however it has been seen that multiple guys bust a nut into their boxers and ball them up and throw them at each other. Wala the San Francisco Snowball fight.

I told my parents we were going to have a san francisco snowball fight in the basement, they asked to join.

San Francisco Snowball Fight by Steveoo6o January 16, 2011

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San Diego Sandcastle

San Diego Sandcastle, noun; When a couple goes down to the beach, makes love, and the man finishes by spraying his natural sand-glue on the lady's naked boobs. The couple then finishes by building two sandcastles, one per boob, with the boobs and sand-glue as a foundation.

Dude, last night that hooker slut Tori and I went down to the beach and I totally gave her a San Diego Sandcastle.

San Diego Sandcastle by NotYourAverageLunch January 15, 2013