Rule of Roelofs

When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.

That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

3.6 roentgen

something that's not great or terrible

boris: how's the radioactivity?
anatoli: 3.6 roentgen, not great, not terrible.

by vadim-blyat September 14, 2025

ro'e

Perhaps one of the most amazing human beings on this earth. He is sweet, kind, patient, and smart. Basically all of the above. Oh, and he can cook. But if you ever need help looking for something he is NOT your guy.

"I can't find the mustard!"

"It's right in front of you, Ro'e"

by anonymous December 25, 2020