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Roger Albert

A loyal, kind, patience, behave, hardworking and yummy person, boys and girls adore him because he has a nice body and handsome face, bitch don't mess with him because he can replace you right away.
Roger Albert is an easy to get person.
Roger Albert is a loveable person who can love 10 person at the same time.
by nralbert June 7, 2021
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Roger Roach

The gone-but-not-forgotten brave space cadet roach.
We have our first space cadet, Roger Roach, launching off into space.

We salute you!
by GummyBoi June 27, 2023
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TJ Rogers

TJ Rogers is a very complicated man with many mysterious endeavors. Not only is he very smart, but is athletic too. TJ Rogers is a kind soul, yet can turn into a monster the moment you cross him. His favorite meal is milk and will eat it three meals a day. Rumor has it that his bones are the strongest material on the planet. He’s also uncircumcised.
Tiffany: TJ Rogers is coming this way! Rumor has it that he is uncircumcised.
Eric: Wow! You think he’ll store my quarters?
TJ: Hey guys, I’m uncircumcised.
by MyHeartShatters July 18, 2022
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Roger Jones

The last phone guy up for hire in DSAF he also appears in dialtown. He is very anxious with social situations and life in general and was an alcoholic in his past life. His catchphrase is saying “hello” three times and is now the manager of Dialtown Mechanics while living with Harry Fitzgerald and Jake Wilson.
Peter Kennedy: Yeahh Roger Jones’ my boss now.
Random: That stuttering orange phone fuck?
Peter K: Yup.
by William.J.A July 3, 2022
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Jilly Roger

1. An infamous scallywag, Born May 30, 1980 in Seattle. Jilly Roger is known for her endless talent and adaptability. Loved by many and adored by all.

2. A super sweet skull and crossbones tattoo on a girl.
Did you check out the Jilly Roger on Jilly Roger? That is a hot chick with one sweet ass tattoo!
by iheartawesomepirates August 18, 2009
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Steve Rogers

Steve rogers is little bitch boy who left his best friend for a woman who moved on from him and made her own life
"John is being a Steve rogers today isn't he?"
"No better than yesterday."
by Babybitchboy December 11, 2019
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Awkward Roger

Similar to an awkward boner, an awkward roger is an untimely male erection. While not visible to onlookers, the erection is felt by the aroused male and, thus, elicits a response of awkwardness. An awkward roger can occur in the following situations:

1. While in the process of an important job interview (employer or potential employee)
2. While attending a funeral
3. While holding a friend's newborn child
4. While public speaking
5. While meeting in-laws, a foreign dignitary, or religious leader
6. While ordering a sandwich at the deli
7. While being fitted for a tuxedo
8. While at the customer service desk at a department store
9. While getting pictures taken with Santa Clause
10. While lifting something heavy
11. While using public transit
12. While lighting a friend's cigar
13. While watching your child's school play
14. While confessing your sins to a priest
15. While receiving an award
Bill: "Oh Brian, Elizabeth is so adorable. Can I hold her?"

Brian: "Of course."

Bill: "She's so swe--"

Brian: "What's the matter."

Bill: "Awkward roger!"

I met Pope John Paul II the other day and got an awkward roger just as I was leaning in for a hug.
by Lance Stickman March 22, 2011
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