Athletes Rest

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.

1. Boy I could use some Athletes Rest!

2. This Friday, when i'm cuddling with my girlfriend, I'll have the best athletes rest ever!

by Striz January 20, 2009

resting gamer face

the ugly ass face you make when you’re locked in on the game

(blank stare and mouth breathing)

oh no, jim’s got the resting gamer face, he must be locked in fr

by unoriginalsins February 24, 2024

rest a glass on that booty

When a person's behind is so big that it sticks out like a shelf. Similar to a bubble butt or apple bottom.

Woo dolly you could rest a glass on that booty! That booty's pretty tight!

by EleniP190 September 16, 2013

almond rest

Another name for a person's chin. It's the place to rest one's almonds (nuts) while being fellated.

Dude, check out her almond rest. Looks comfy.

by habs10 May 6, 2010

resting bartender face

cora.

“cora you need to smile more you have resting bartender face”

by nonbiny January 10, 2022

Resting Christ face

A plastic false face usually Caucasian with a strained look of hope burnt in facial expression leaving dopy arrogant hays on there face at all times.

Did Kevin Sorbo alway have resting christ face? My stomach Never turned from watching that hercules show

by Sub128 January 30, 2021

arm rest

Small friend

Tall guy: Hi arm rest
*rests arms on small friends shoulder*

by LocalOldMan November 4, 2019