Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.
Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.
Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.
Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.
Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?
Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?
by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019
Get the Retardmug. 
All my stupid followers and followings who look after the meaning of their stupid names here in this ducking dictionary and then posting it on their story.
by Kiarash bhm August 16, 2018
Get the Retardedmug. Anybody that searched for the word "Retard" on urban dictionary
1-Yo i saw a retard!
2-Really?
3-Yeah , he was trying to find the meaning of "Retard" on urban dictionary!
2-Really?
3-Yeah , he was trying to find the meaning of "Retard" on urban dictionary!
by Turturu November 20, 2020
Get the Retardmug. Half the people in my class who, unfortunately, are the only people who want to be friends, forcing me to be a jerk to them, to shoo them away.
GET OUTTA HERE, YA RETARD!
by This Is A fuck win February 28, 2018
Get the retardmug. by LAPIS!! May 21, 2022
Get the Retardmug.