juice rag

1. a small garment used to wipe semen of of ones partner multiple time without washing

2. a femine version of the term, "douche bag," whereas, typically males are referred to as "douce bag," a female (or feminine male) would be referred to as "juice rag"

1.)
Jill: "John, hurry up and wipe this shit off my back, it's starting to drip on the sheets!"

John: "I will, Jill, just let me find the juice rag!"

2.)
(while driving) "Hey, you fucking juice rag, inbound traffic has the right-of-way!

by fASCIIn8 November 2, 2010

Monkey Rag

a special towel, shirt or other cloth object kept near your bed, preferably between the mattress and box spring, which is used to wipe up masturbatory ejaculate.

"John's monkey rag is getting stinky because he hasn't washed it in 3 months."

by strabble April 30, 2006

doo rag

cloth worn to protect ones doo (hair do). orginally worn to protect a "process". doo rags have been in play since the 40's

the doo rag did not originate in prisons in the seventies contrary to tv and other popular beliefs

he knotted in his doo rag slightly to side; hoping to keep his hair laid until the weekend.

by darkgreencomet March 3, 2008

Cum Rag

A worthless person. A person that deserves no respect.
A girl that everyone gets to fuck. An easy lay.

Paola is such a fucking CUM RAG, she just sits around doing nothing all day long, what worthless piece of shit!

Carol is such a CUM RAG, the whole town has gotten a piece of her.

by Al Bravo May 25, 2006

Rag Doll

(n.)A woman you can normally visit and toss her around a bit... you know what i mean.
She's usually donw for anything without emotional attachment.
see fuck buddy

"Let me call Julie up, she can be my Rag Doll for the evening."
"I hired my secretary cuz' she looks like a total Rag Doll."

by Bewtyhole Destruction October 30, 2008

dew rag

Something a guy uses to clean up semen after rowin' oak. It's a pun on "do rag."

Hey, did you notice all the dew rags beside Elliot's bed? I guess that dude just creams corn all day long!

by Black Santa August 23, 2006

Fag Rag

That time of the month when you notice that your gay friend is really bitchy, for no reason. The homosexual equivalent to the period, or "rag"

" Oh shit! Looks like Kiki's on his fag rag this week, better go get him a manpon.

by Jh00d October 25, 2009