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Florida Punch

drink that contains dark rum, cognac, grapefruit juice and orange juice.
get your hands off my Florida Punch!
by queen_bee August 23, 2006
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Midget Punch

A 'midget punch' is when you are so incredibly pissed at someone, the only way to take it out on them is to have a midget with a step stool come up, punch them in the face, laugh, and run away with the step stool
You are so effin retarded that you deserve a midget punch.
by MegzAnn August 20, 2010
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Pupil Punching

When someone is staring at you for so long you start to feel abused by their glare.
Friend: "Hey did you see that girl at the end of the bar?"
Me: "Yeah she's been pupil punching you all night."
by Invader287 November 9, 2012
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tuck and punch

When a man tucks his genitalia behind his thighs, as if making a mangina, then proceeds to punch himself in his new-found FUPA, creating the appearance of punching himself in the testicles.
In an attempt to win a bet to punch himself in the testicles, Mike performed the tuck and punch to win the bet unscathed.
by ILL McNasty February 20, 2008
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Wiener Punch

1. To punch someone in the wiener

2. To punch someone with ones wiener
1. I really want to wiener punch this guy.
2. Bob just wiener punched me so hard.
3. I'm going to wiener punch you so hard.
by Midnight Swallow December 7, 2010
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Fucking Punch

A misheard of "Falcon Punch". Making the move sounds even more intimidating.
Kirby got Captain Falcon's ability and Fucking Punched everyone in there faces.
by Kirby, with a C. Falcon helmet October 22, 2016
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Stripper Punch

When a stripper puts your head between her two fake/augmented boobs and administers an indirect punch to your face through one of her tits. In other words:
Stripper puts your head in her cleavage, stripper punches breast, breast punches you, you've been stripper punched.
by Tony2Timez April 29, 2010
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