bust puddle

A huge puddle of jizz formed when you get hit so hard in the balls, you just let loose

After he got hit by that football, there was a bust puddle so big you could swim in that motherfucker

by 27ctlax May 26, 2014

Puddle of pussy

Unlike lake of pussy which is fed by many tributaries, puddle of pussy is only occasionally fed by the grace of god.

John hasnt had sex in a while, he must be standing in a puddle of pussy.

by Hellsminer1 July 4, 2015

panty puddle

The physical reaction a woman receieves when she gets turned on.

Freddy is so fine I got a panty puddle just by looking at him.

by Martinb June 13, 2012

Puddle slut

A slut standing in a puddle, and/or likes to stand in puddles.

“I’m a total puddle slut”

“Jeez Christina you’re soaked, you’re such a puddle slut”

by Emaliciouzzzzz October 21, 2025

Puddle of Slut

Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.

Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.

"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."

by Jennifur106 December 8, 2023

PUDDLE JUMPER

An Inbreed with a Very Shallow Gene Pool which is a Puddle

That's your friend the Puddle Jumper

by Lucky Lupocino March 10, 2021

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017