Potat

A person who is the embodiment of a potato.

Iam is a potat.

by iambroitisme February 14, 2013

potato

A root vegetable. For some reason, a popular subject in Flash cartoons.

Can be boiled, mashed, and stuck in a stew.

Can be given to the girl you love as a way of saying "I have many ways in which I show my love for you, and it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you." Doesn't always work. Better than roses because roses are just a way of saying, "My love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance."

Sometimes acts rather strange, repeating its name over and over, hopping around on a pogo stick, and saying "Chips!" shortly after unexpectedly being turned into fries.

What's taters, precious?
Po-ta-toes!
Po-ta-toes!
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!


Pooootato, potato, potato.


NefClock: Roses? No, dude, you should give her a potato.
OmniClock: A potato? Why?
Nef: Well, there are a lot of reasons. Roses only last, like, a couple of weeks, and that is if you leave them in water. And they really only exist to be pretty, so that's like saying "My love for you is transitory, and based solely on your appearance." But, a potato! Potatoes last forever. Not only will it not rot, but it actually grows stuff. There are so many ways to enjoy a potato! You can even make a battery with it! And that is like saying, "I have many ways in which I show my love for you." Potatoes may not look much, but they're still awesome. So that is like saying, "It doesn't matter at all what you look like, I will still love you."

by Shivers October 28, 2004

potato sack girl

Girl who is so impossibly hot and cute at the same time that you just want to throw her in a potato sack and marry the shit out of her.

Guy1 "Rihanna is so hot.. my god."
Guy2 "Yeah Rihanna is hot as fuck."
Guy1 "Jessica Biel is hot, too."
Guy2 "Fuck No. You couldn't be more wrong, Jessica Biel is a straight up potato sack girl, to say she's hot would be total understatement."

by el pres June 16, 2008

Ear Potato

Another term used for "ear wax".

That hottie is smilling at me. I pray I don't have an ear potato on my shoulder.

by johnnybob August 24, 2005

POTATO

an acronym for People Over Thirty Acting Twenty-one Online. On dating sites, chatrooms and social network, a potato will often present himself or herself as younger than his or her actual age.

Jess is a second-year university student who met a cute guy online. His profile picture looked like Bradley Cooper, and he was listed as twenty-two years old. When she met him in person, he was almost forty and looked very different from his picture. She found a real POTATO.

by D.S. Credito March 28, 2015

Potato Dick

A rare form of erectile disfunction. Refers to a penis that is unable to change consistencies. A penis that is always hard, erect, schlong, fatty, boner, huge, or grabbing an apple. Or a penis that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. Many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it's not.

Tom: "My potato dick is about to explode. I better put it in my mouth and take a shit!"

by Sean Stevens November 7, 2007

potato body

Someone who has a body where you cannot tell where the torso ends or necks starts. Simular to a 5kg sack of potatoes.

aw mate that burd has a pure potato body
aw mate I have never seen someone with a rounder potato body than her

by Michael Lea October 18, 2007