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A guy with extremely good social skills and high intellect. Extremely sexy and good at sports and an amazing musician. HAHA SUCK MY GRITS
1. Pono is so talented

2. Pono likes to do people.
Pono by jackieieieieie October 7, 2012

pontoon eyes

A person with cod eyes. One eye sticking, one eye twisting.
That David Blunkett (MP) hasn't half got pontoon eyes.

the pony diet 

the pony diet food consists of,
fruit gushers,
and mountain dew

the pony diet activities consist of,
hacking,
playing call of duty,
and hanging out with big tim.
doctor: after i had a patient try out the pony diet, they died. so dont do it.

Painted pony 

The sexual act of slapping your hand on your significant others ass so hard that it leaves a mark like a Native American hand print on a horses flank.
Baby tonight I am going to make you my painted pony.
Painted pony by Medicinedog77 June 10, 2016

grease pony 

A slur typically used against gingers. it originated from an unknown person on Quora saying that ginger hair is just a greasy version of blonde hair. The term pony in it was originally in there to mention longer haired gingers such as Dave Mustaine but has since turned into a generalised slur towards all gingers
Person 1: I love Megadeth but I understand why Metallica kicked him from when he was with them

Person 2: Exactly! You should never trust a Grease Pony!
grease pony by Nicktendo69Lmao October 11, 2022
brony speech for "step up" or "man up"
* Applejack is about to arm wrestle Rainbow Dash *
Applejack: Let's arm wrestle for the tickets!
Rainbow Dash: Alright, pony up bitch!
pony up by MonotoneTyler13 July 2, 2011