Plant

Are- are you that stupid?! Did you actually search up p l a n t ? THIS BITCH STUPID i-

You: What's a plant?
Me: Marijuana.

You: oh...hey can i get marijuana?
Me: ...i-...yeah i got lots.

by _Apersonthathasalife._ November 18, 2020

plant-sitter

a term used to describe someone you hate.

(mean to get sexual pleasure from sitting on plants.)

dude i hate so much that kid he's a plant-sitter

by buttmaster808 August 6, 2010

Suculant Plant

Vagina, Pussy

He wanted a taste of her suculant plant.

by h 2.0 August 30, 2019

Planting a Fern

Getting your hands filthy and shit under your finger nails. Good for the skin, bad for the back.

I love planting a fern with akesl in the lay-bys ❤️

by the chav patter May 6, 2024

Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022

Weinstein a potted plant

Masturbating in an inappropriate manner, usually without the consent of another person in the room.

Matt Lauer was fired likely because he bragged about how he Weinstein a potted plant with his female assistant nearby.

by Chazz de Plume December 1, 2017

wetting the soil while it's being planted

pissing yourself and shitting yourself at the same time

look at him he wet the soil while it's being planted lol!!!
uh oh I'm wetting the soil while it's being planted

by morting September 5, 2025