pineapple head

deragatory for Hawaiian islander by a haole

Those pineapple heads think that they are God's gift to the rest of the US.

by pIn a-puhl hed September 21, 2003

Juicy Pineapple

Similar to the Hot Karl--Shit in a tube sock, then lay the shit-filled tube sock in a urinal and proceed to pee on the entire baggage. What has been created is a warm and juicy bludgeon. Proper technique is to forcibly hit somebody in the face or genital with the squishy concoction. The mixture of shit and piss will leave a smelly smear on their face, and a permanent stain on their life.

"Ever since I've been hit with that juicy pineapple, my self-esteem just hasn't been the same."

"Did you see Sean get hit in the face with that juicy pineapple, shit was everywhere!"

by Jester8930 April 8, 2008

slutty pineapple

A sexual act entailing a naked woman doing a headstand. A man ejaculates on the womans chin and piles his pubes atop it in order to create what looks like the leaves of a pineapple.

That slutty pineapple I gave Holly last night was like a fucking piece of art, I got that shit so high.

by lilypadfingers June 27, 2009

trip on a pineapple

To trip on a pineapple is to step on a live grenade and dismember yourself. Often times this results in death.

Jim is about to trip on a pineapple, should we warn him? I don't really want to have to clean his blood off my shirt.

by OhSnapPwned August 29, 2006

Pineapple Steve

The annoying pineapple who surprisingly looks like the Minecraft character Steve. It's pretty easy to imagine if you've seen the annoying orange before. It's a pineapple with steves face.

Wow, it's a wild Pineapple Steve living in my basement, I already feel annoyed.

by DonkeySandwhich May 14, 2020

sit on a pineapple

Basically means take it up the ass with a big wide cock. Usually used to insult someone and is synonymous with Fuck off

Cock

Jimmy you are so annoying, go sit on a pineapple.

by Hojololol July 8, 2016

Pineapple train

When you got a cute, little hoe and a pineapple. You and the homies cut the pineapple into slices and take it in turns to put your dick through a slice and fuck that bitch’s ass. Last homie to fuck her has to eat every slice of the pineapple.

“Hey, Lamar, you wanna run a pineapple train on Stacy’s mom?”

by joethegoat42069 February 25, 2019