by pIn a-puhl hed September 21, 2003

Similar to the Hot Karl--Shit in a tube sock, then lay the shit-filled tube sock in a urinal and proceed to pee on the entire baggage. What has been created is a warm and juicy bludgeon. Proper technique is to forcibly hit somebody in the face or genital with the squishy concoction. The mixture of shit and piss will leave a smelly smear on their face, and a permanent stain on their life.
"Ever since I've been hit with that juicy pineapple, my self-esteem just hasn't been the same."
"Did you see Sean get hit in the face with that juicy pineapple, shit was everywhere!"
"Did you see Sean get hit in the face with that juicy pineapple, shit was everywhere!"
by Jester8930 April 8, 2008

A sexual act entailing a naked woman doing a headstand. A man ejaculates on the womans chin and piles his pubes atop it in order to create what looks like the leaves of a pineapple.
That slutty pineapple I gave Holly last night was like a fucking piece of art, I got that shit so high.
by lilypadfingers June 27, 2009

To trip on a pineapple is to step on a live grenade and dismember yourself. Often times this results in death.
Jim is about to trip on a pineapple, should we warn him? I don't really want to have to clean his blood off my shirt.
by OhSnapPwned August 29, 2006

An Indian/Sri-Lankan who woman who has blond moments. Named so after a chocolate covered confectionary which has a yellow pineapple flavoured centre, i.e. Brown on the outside and Blond on the inside
by b2dnz October 18, 2011

Something you should absolutely say out loud no reason when you are in an elevator and there is 3 person other than you in the same elevator
Someone: *In an elevator with 3 random people* GuIlTlEsS PiNeApPlE
Someone Else: WhAt?
Someone: Guiltless Pineapple!
Someone Else: WhAt?
Someone: Guiltless Pineapple!
by WeAre300_kids April 20, 2022

When you got a cute, little hoe and a pineapple. You and the homies cut the pineapple into slices and take it in turns to put your dick through a slice and fuck that bitch’s ass. Last homie to fuck her has to eat every slice of the pineapple.
by joethegoat42069 February 25, 2019
