patrick fox

always wiping himself with the lemon wipe from KFC after he eats the rabbit poo from Roundshaw

Hi i'm Patrick fox and believe it or not i have the first Sony in the world

by fish finger rap February 25, 2020

Massive Patricks

A colloquialism of Doncaster for having a massive pair of man boobs.

"Matt, have you seen the size of my massive Patricks recently? I think it is hormonal and absolutely nothing to do with the amount of burgers I shove down my cake hole"

by PatrickMcBigDong August 19, 2021

Patrick Starr

dallin boiiiiii

oi look its patrick starr

by cuntlicker42066669 November 30, 2017

patrick lewallen

A sexy beast, mostly known for how loyal he is even when every girl is attracted to him. Has many hoes but if he feels something strong towards you he'll stick with you. Is very talented in music and sports. Also has a THICC penis.

Oh shit, that's Patrick Lewallen! Man I wish I was him!

by PatRichForeva April 8, 2017

Patrick's leg

An oddly shaped penis, that looks or appears like Patrick Star's leg from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. The genitalia itself is often short in length.

Why don't you shove your Patrick's Leg in me?

by Wimetime December 14, 2016

Patrick Johnson’ed

Verb: To steal, eat and finish something that doesn’t belong to you. Typically done behind the back of one of your colleagues.

Oi mate, I just proper Patrick Johnson’ed the shit out of those biccys.

by jonnybaldwin December 15, 2016

patrick ball

a game were you flick a pen into a gap often between gas taps fishcakes and Kris agar are not good enough for the premier league.

i just came back from playing a game of Patrick ball.

by j leafy November 29, 2016