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Plastic Patriot

An individual whom will complain about players kneeling during the national Anthem while sitting on their sweating, couch-swallowing ass during the national Anthem when they are at home and nobody's looking.

Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.
"Did you hear Billy-Bob-Carl-Danny-Frank yesterday? He kept going off about how unpatriotic and Unamerican those players were for kneeling during the national anthem, but he was sitting on his ass during it and drinking beer while wearing his baseball cap."

"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."
by FrabjusMuckery October 9, 2023
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Getting Patriotic

This is when your fucking your bitch and you put an American flag in her asshole.
Hey Bill did you see my and my Wife Getting Patriotic last night? I sent you a video take a look.
by Whycantiusehashtags January 19, 2024
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New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).
"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."
by The Homeless One May 8, 2023
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patriots

NIKS DEINIS KARAVIRS
Bistamais: Eu kur esi
Cits cuvaks: Pie NIKS DEINIS KARAVIRS
Patriots: kropli
by niksdeiniskaravirs October 31, 2019
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Patriot

1. How racists refer to themselves in order to identify themselves to other racists.

2. A defensive ballistic missile that didn't work very well and was used in the first Gulf War.
"Fellow patriots, Hitler was right when he said.........bla blah racist this, black that, Marxist this, Islam that blah blah blah.......
by Yulu December 7, 2020
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Union County Highschool Patriot Band

oh god they're all gay.
Person one: Who are you and why are you in my house?
Person two: I'm a member of the Union County Highschool Patriot Band.

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"Golf on three. 1, 2, 3"
by Evan 🌱 November 21, 2021
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Patriots

over hyped football team only supported by winner pickers
guy: bro my team just lost a game like awfully

other guy: dude just support the patriots
by IAmTryingMyBest November 8, 2021
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