Granny Packing

A case in which a grandmother carries a concealed firearm

she is granny packing a .44 magnum in her purse

by namesrevil November 1, 2010

Zach paling

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.

Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you

zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.

Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD

by cory&marcus August 23, 2011

Pillow Packing

The ancient Icelandic sexual ritual of shoving one's pillow up the mate's anus.

P: How was last night?
T: It was great, me and Tim were pillow packing all night.

by Teddy Westside 15 May 30, 2018

Better paying job

Exactly what it means; a job that pays you more than the job you currently have.

I need a better paying job

by Sexydimma June 19, 2021

white based named paging system

when people with white sounding names have richer careers across the board than others who don’t in America.

The white based named paging system kept America a superpower.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

paving slab

A spastic. nothing else. just a spastic

i'm a paving slab sir GAHHHHAHAA!

by orderoftheflame April 10, 2004

paingobyebye juice

More comonly known as heavens nectar, paingobyebye juice is any sort of strong alcohol you dirty little kids can get your hands on. To men the paingobyebye juice can be known as sex aider, making the girl horney and sexualy attracted to you, no matter how damb ugly you are. Paingobyebye juice can be anything from tequila to hard core jello shots. Hellz ya!
p.s. paingobyebye can work either way you would like it to. Pronounced...
(pain-go-bye-bye- juice)

1.Whenever little Daron is getting upset he takes a little paingobyebye juice from his dad to calm his nerves.
2.When Joey is looking for a cheap bj from the happygolucky girl next to him he locks in the deal with a little paingobyebye juice.

by xZULU LIV3Sx April 27, 2009