Oyster foot

When accidentally stepping on an oyster in Australia, a bleeding, infected, pus dripping stump is usually the result. This painful horror is called oyster foot.

Hey mate, I’ve got a serious case of oyster foot.

by Trumpina May 09, 2019

Fuck Oyster

The female equivalent of a Fuck Boy.

Jess told me the other day she has been stood up by more Fuck Oysters than Fuck boys!

by Plonkydonk January 05, 2021

oyster folkstone woodland

Known for centuries for oysters by coastal folkstone woodland

Oyster folkstone woodland is the perfect area for finding unexpected treasures.

by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010

Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.

You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster

by Nut smasher August 23, 2021

Oceanside Oyster

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.

Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.

Later that night...

Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.

by BurritoWizard69 October 06, 2020

oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 02, 2017

oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2016