During administering oral sex to a female, withdraw your mouth, aggressively punch the clitoris several times, then continue to lick the wounded vagina. Repeat until orgasm.
Man, she's been pissing me off so much recently, I think I'll lull her into a false sense of security and next time I go down on her, I'll pull out the OJ shuffle on her bitch ass.
by The Embry-O November 30, 2006
by W Keller September 08, 2006
when you're listening to your iPod/mp3 player on shuffle..and you keep having to skip the majority of songs
'I'm having such a shit shuffle!'
by outofthewoods90 February 08, 2008
The result of running out of toilet paper while defecating, and having to shuffle across the bathroom with your pant around your ankle, holding one butt cheek so as to not spread and/or sandwich your feces, resulting in dingberries, hemorroids, and other sphincter afflictions.
What the fuck, dude?
What?
When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.
What?
When you use the last of the TP, put a new role on. I'm sick of having to do the skeletor shuffle across the hall to get more. Now I have enough dingleberries to make jam out of...dick.
by Scott A. August 24, 2007
Sexual act involving at least two people during which one person defecates into the mouth of another followed by the defecating person moving, or "shuffling," the other’s mouth in order to chew the feces.
by C-Dogg The Great March 21, 2007
The act of directing a persons (male or female) attention away from you and then swiftly inserting your thumb in there rectum
by halamacherryo February 19, 2014
Not the poor person's iPod! Doesn't go fucked up as easy, you can actually re-create the iPod ads and not fuck the damn thing up, NO ONE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO OVER 1,000 SONGS!! So shut up to all of you who go "It can't store up to 1,000 songs! Its shit!" Nobody fucking listens to that many songs so shut the fuck up, if anyone says its the "poor" person's iPod, then why do I own one!? I'm rich and I could buy 5 Nanos but I prefer the humble shuffle better! Shove it up yo ass sideways and smoke it! I'm not blowing a shitload on some MP3 that after a month will look like a piece of shit cause' of the scratches.
Idiot: "Look! I have the new iPod nano!!!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle"
Idiot: "POORBIE!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "I have an iPod shuffle"
Idiot: "POORBIE!"
Less-of-an-Idiot: "At least mine doesn't look like a cat tried to find crack in it"
by Pissed off December 02, 2005