Cunt-rag

A wiping implement for use following a particularly vicious gangbang.

Sally, despite her extreme exhaustion, grabbed her cunt-rag quickly before the 5 gallons of semen dripped from her woman-hole.

by Jesus-sauce March 27, 2008

Monkey Rag

a special towel, shirt or other cloth object kept near your bed, preferably between the mattress and box spring, which is used to wipe up masturbatory ejaculate.

"John's monkey rag is getting stinky because he hasn't washed it in 3 months."

by strabble April 17, 2006

doo rag

cloth worn to protect ones doo (hair do). orginally worn to protect a "process". doo rags have been in play since the 40's

the doo rag did not originate in prisons in the seventies contrary to tv and other popular beliefs

he knotted in his doo rag slightly to side; hoping to keep his hair laid until the weekend.

by darkgreencomet March 03, 2008

Cum Rag

A worthless person. A person that deserves no respect.
A girl that everyone gets to fuck. An easy lay.

Paola is such a fucking CUM RAG, she just sits around doing nothing all day long, what worthless piece of shit!

Carol is such a CUM RAG, the whole town has gotten a piece of her.

by Al Bravo May 19, 2006

Rag Doll

(n.)A woman you can normally visit and toss her around a bit... you know what i mean.
She's usually donw for anything without emotional attachment.
see fuck buddy

"Let me call Julie up, she can be my Rag Doll for the evening."
"I hired my secretary cuz' she looks like a total Rag Doll."

by Bewtyhole Destruction September 17, 2008

dew rag

Something a guy uses to clean up semen after rowin' oak. It's a pun on "do rag."

Hey, did you notice all the dew rags beside Elliot's bed? I guess that dude just creams corn all day long!

by Black Santa August 23, 2006

Fag Rag

That time of the month when you notice that your gay friend is really bitchy, for no reason. The homosexual equivalent to the period, or "rag"

" Oh shit! Looks like Kiki's on his fag rag this week, better go get him a manpon.

by Jh00d October 25, 2009