Chocolate fountain

When having intense oral sex with a female and it causes the female to have intense diarrhea.

My girlfriend had a chocolate fountain after I went down on her I had to get new sheets.

by Jeakes January 31, 2023

Blood fountain

When you rip off someone's head with great force. When the blood squirts out grab the shoulders and begin to slurp up the blood.

After ripping the children into pieces the nun gave Harvey a blood fountain.

by The scribe of thy lord May 2, 2018

love fountain

when a man and woman, ideally a couple, pee at the same time in the same toliet. the woman spreads her legs and the man pees in the gap.

"My wife and I both really had to pee so we just made a love fountain"

by potatosareno1 April 7, 2023

Albino Water Fountain

When you blow your load into your partners mouth, and they they spit it back into yours, like a water fountain.

Ashley tried to albino water fountain me last night. She got caught with a mean right hook

by embasin May 10, 2023

Fountain Demar

The Montjuich Fountains or The Magic Fountain

Fountain Demar can grant any wishes, however bizarre.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Butthole Fountain

A more appropriate name for a Bidet.

"I love the toilets in Japan with the Butthole Fountains built into them."

by randogurl October 7, 2024

Vatican fountain

Verb ; the act of Jesus urinating into someone's mouth while simultaneously turning it to wine.

John: Hey dude, did you hear they found new testaments?

Luke: Yeah, I head they talked about Jesus giving Mary Magdalene a vatican fountain.

John: We all knew she was a nasty whore, now we know why jesus likes her.

by Christ's whore December 26, 2020