Nouns; Flakes of dried sperm--always containing entwined pubic hairs and/or smegma (optional)--that exfoliate from the pubic region or undergarment, hours after a sexual encounter.
by Isss me March 25, 2009
Get the Stale chipsmug. when you sneak up to someone-scream "CHIP DIP"- then procede to jab your finger in their ass. Cramming underwear and pants into their asshole
by Kat Jordan October 14, 2007
Get the chip dipmug. An obese person who plays World of Warcraft in their basement while snacking on chips such as doritoes, lays origonal, and fritos. The name comes from the chip intercepting ability of their massive man nips.
by the real ronald reagan January 16, 2009
Get the Chip-titmug. “We have gone through all the Lays chips, don’t worry I have a couple of crispy chips forming as we speak. “
by Cheezncats April 10, 2022
Get the Crispy chipmug. Ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. I had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.
GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.
GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.
by SpikkaSpakk November 29, 2015
Get the brocky chipmug. King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.
A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.
A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.
by Confuseus January 25, 2014
Get the Chip-Czarmug. When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.
Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.
by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018
Get the Chip and Dickmug.