lord toothpaste

Our great Lord and savior.

Praise Lord Toothpaste!

by Hampter enthusiast April 20, 2022

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Retirement Lord

An Argentine professional football player. He missed a penalty in Copa America 2016 Final against Chile. After that, he cried like a baby and retired from Argentina National Football Team. But he came back to play against Uruguay in World Cup Qualifiers on 2nd September 2016. He made a fake retirement.

Daniel, "Hey, Leo. Why do you come back? I remember that you had retired yesterday. You just like the retirement lord."

by I hate Messi December 23, 2020

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Lord Scorpos

The Strongest and Sexiest Lord in all of Westoros.

Lord Scorpos is so strong even the White Walkers fear him.
Lord Scorpos is so sexy no Lady can resist his charm.

by DragonSoull February 4, 2018

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lord of the bench

A person who spends too much time on the bench press (LEWIS SCOTT)

"Here , that lewis scott thinks hes the lord of the bench press man , his forms a shitehole tho"

by Bonemasonary January 31, 2018

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lord oregano

a godly entity, origins going back to Manitoba Canada. with powers beyond knowledge of any man combined. it is able to control axolotls. if you evoke their name three times you will awaken him from his endless slumber and he will befriend you, for eternity.

friend #1: "lord oregano!"
friend #2: "shhhh, don't speak his name, nobody can tolerate his friendship!"
friend #1: "oh man i thought you were kidding"
friend #2: "lord oregano is not a joke."
friend #1: "sorry man"
friend #2: " just don't let it happen again"

by Godly Salamander November 21, 2019

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