Patty and Selma are Marge's older twin sisters in the Simpsons. They both smoke, they both hate Homer Simpson (Marge's husband) and they both like Mc Gyver a TV series they like watching.
Marge : Homer get ready, Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.
by Eoin July 11, 2016
Get the Patty and Selmamug. 2k move cheesaholic made up when the defender is behind you and you shoot and green or white the shot
by HeyA-aron August 7, 2020
Get the Krabby Pattymug. Guy 1: Hey man Brittney gave me the keys to the krusty krab last night.
Guy 2: What do you mean
Guy 1: She totally let me Krabby her Patties
Guy 2: Niceeee, buttsex?
Krabby Patty- anal penetration
Guy 2: What do you mean
Guy 1: She totally let me Krabby her Patties
Guy 2: Niceeee, buttsex?
Krabby Patty- anal penetration
by Bugs Bunny’s Firetruck December 12, 2019
Get the Krabby Pattymug. One of the best female drummers ever. Born April 24, 1967 in Los Angeles, CA. Best known for being a member of Hole from 1993-1998 when she was replaced by Samantha Maloney (who, by the way, could not play drums like Patty!) She also played the drums on Courtney Love's album "America's Sweetheart".
Patty Schemel is an awesome drummer and she also has ovaries. But that doesn't mean you can too, little grrl.
by *Bee* September 13, 2008
Get the Patty Schemelmug. one of the dirtiest and sickest players in the NHL
The act of letting a girl take a dump in your mouth during intercourse.
The act of letting a girl take a dump in your mouth during intercourse.
by redwings17 February 3, 2010
Get the ratty pattymug. by The 711 Slurpee man April 28, 2021
Get the Flatty pattymug. by Caress gilbert March 18, 2003
Get the crabby pattymug.