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Oklahoma State Trooper

When you push a bitch, after gaping her and then piss in her butthole.
i just hit the nastiest Oklahoma State Trooper on my great grandma.
by beejay45 November 4, 2025
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Oklahoma Lawyer

An Oklahoma Lawyer is someone that "knows a thing or two about the legal system" cause they've been in jail at least 3 times
Guy 1: Kyle told me he knows how to get away with growing weed
Guy 2: Nah man you can't trust Kyle, he's an Oklahoma lawyer
by Buck Shuckler December 4, 2025
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Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When a woman wets her hair and face, then sucks it from the back, while the man tries to dry her forehead and hair with farts
Tiffany won't be into work for a few days. I gave her the Oklahoma Hair Dryer last night and now she's got pink eye.
by PhatSphoincter December 16, 2025
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