Oklahoma

AKA: The Humid Hellscape. A place where storm chasers chase, and a place where normal residents have to deal with the horrible weather. Either it's going to be a deep freeze in December or January, or through March and May humid, hot, and convective, and through June and July or August, blistering heatwaves. I guess you could say autumn is a good month for Oklahomans, but still doesn't help with the horrible people living in the state.
Not the best place to be honest.

Storm Chaser: "dang i gotta go chase in oklahoma epic dry line setup going on in the panhandle"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"

by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024

oklahoma opener

the act of putting a straw into one’s anus and blowing until the subject pops

You wouldn’t believe it! This girl wanted to give me an oklahoma opener last night!

by mr. oklahoma May 31, 2024

Poteau, Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma that is cool but pretty boring.

Man 1: I like Poteau, Oklahoma
Man 2: Yeah me too, but it's kinda boring

by ThatSkaterKidDJ June 20, 2022

Oklahoma beer fountain

When a dude butt chugs a beer, then proceeds to get fucked by another dude. Causing a beer fountain when they’re done

I heard Nick did a Oklahoma beer fountain last week

by Jdubss January 29, 2026

Oklahoma beer fountain

When one dude buttchugs a beer then gets fucked causing a beer fountain after wards

I love a good Oklahoma beer fountain

by Jdubss January 29, 2026