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The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries
The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster
by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022
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North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios
"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."
by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024
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The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021
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Only in Oklahoma City Oklahoma

Only in oklahoma city oklahoma dawg 😂👌💯
by Jumperbumper December 14, 2024
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Walters, Oklahoma

Walters, Oklahoma. Located In the Southern Region of Oklahoma down by the Texas state line. It’s super small, not really anything to do endless your apart of the popular kids group than you play uno at sonic. If you’re black you’re one of the 5 heroes Bc there is approximately only 5 black people in all of the school. They. Are. Goated. Lots of cops but that’s okay this town loves cops and Donald J. Trump. If you play basketball good. The highschool girls basketball team has a very great coach. This town also has alot of pretty girls and some cute guys. But there has been “bullying” going around lately.. but the people supposedly supposed to be the “bullies” are the ones getting bullied by a transfer student. They just finally decided to stand up for themselves. But other than that flaw, the town of Walters offers a tremendously good English Teacher. Middle and highschool. But the town it’s self has a lot of stray dogs and stray people just wondering around. Most of the people that wonder are crack heads but they come out at night. All in All this town and school are a great place:)
Where do you live? Oh I live in Walters, Oklahoma. Where is that? By Lawton Oklahoma.
by anonymous September 10, 2021
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Poteau, Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma that is cool but pretty boring.
Man 1: I like Poteau, Oklahoma
Man 2: Yeah me too, but it's kinda boring
by ThatSkaterKidDJ June 20, 2022
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person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024
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