The holy orange Toaster.
He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon
of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence,
when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening.
He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist
in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time,
without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will
never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.
He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.
THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can
redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.
TL/DR; I have a drug problem.
He is Omniscient.
He knows, that there might be things he doesn't know, but he also knows this isn't the case.
He knows the last digit of π&e. He knows the square root of i.
He knows the answers to 0/0 and 0^0. He knows what happens behind the event horizon
of a black hole. He knows what happened before his existence, what caused his existence,
when, and why he will stop existing, and how to prevent that from happening.
He knows how it feels to stop existing forever, and how it feels to not exist
in the first place, and much more. He knows how all this is possible at the same time,
without creating a paradox, but he also knows, that our primitive human brains will
never be capable of understand it, so he won't even try to explain it to us.
He is Omnipotent.
He can toast a toast so tasty, he can't resist eating it, and yes, he is able to resist.
THOT is the most powerful of all gods. He defined the laws of physics, and he can
redefine them at will. He can do everything and he knows everything.
He doesn't care about what we think is impossible.
A bee doesn't either.
TL/DR; I have a drug problem.
by Xuos February 22, 2020
Get the THOTmug. 
THOT is an acronym used mainly to describe people (most often males) who have an unhealthy addiction to Tekken 7. It is abbreviated from the words Twat Hooked On Tekken and is mainly used by Tekken Widows when describing their partners.
This type of THOT is similar to the standard definition of a THOT, however this version of thots whore themselves out only to their little Tekken boyfriends who pay them in game time.
This type of THOT is similar to the standard definition of a THOT, however this version of thots whore themselves out only to their little Tekken boyfriends who pay them in game time.
Girl 1: Ugh my boyfriend is such a THOT these days, I can’t cope with it anymore!
Girl 2: Leave him, you shouldn’t have to put up with that shit.
Girl 2: Leave him, you shouldn’t have to put up with that shit.
by sylatw March 18, 2019
Get the Thotmug. Usually some of the popular hoes at your school. Posts mirror selfies, and is a bit of a normie when it comes to memes, but they only try so they can get with the hypebeasts and fuckboys.
Their wardrobe consists of leggings and hoodies and there's a new date with hearts around it in their bio every week.
Always denies they're a thot or a hoe.
Their wardrobe consists of leggings and hoodies and there's a new date with hearts around it in their bio every week.
Always denies they're a thot or a hoe.
Guy 1: Aye there's Gabe hanging with the thots again.
Guy 2: Nah but he's a hypebeast, what do you expect.
Hypebeast: So what, they're hot.
Guy 2: Nah but he's a hypebeast, what do you expect.
Hypebeast: So what, they're hot.
by donthitmesenpai November 2, 2017
Get the Thotmug. by etymologistoflinguistics June 19, 2016
Get the thotmug. Common thot names:
Danielle Bregoli
Danielle Cohn
Malu Trevejo
Ashlyn
Aaliyah
Brittney
Sophia
Becky
Vicky
Carolynn
Caitlyn
Cheyenne
Sarah
Brooke
Karen
These wild species of hoes can often be found on Snapchat or Instagram, do not date them because they will cheat on yo ass. They often go out and use you to get food or Starbucks.
(Beware: they contain herpes and will possibly stab you with their long ass nails if you make them mad)
Danielle Bregoli
Danielle Cohn
Malu Trevejo
Ashlyn
Aaliyah
Brittney
Sophia
Becky
Vicky
Carolynn
Caitlyn
Cheyenne
Sarah
Brooke
Karen
These wild species of hoes can often be found on Snapchat or Instagram, do not date them because they will cheat on yo ass. They often go out and use you to get food or Starbucks.
(Beware: they contain herpes and will possibly stab you with their long ass nails if you make them mad)
by Little beano October 30, 2018
Get the Thotmug.