Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights?
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
by joseph blough April 19, 2025

Women who live in the northern half of the United States. Although they may have the appearance of a southern belle… don’t let them fool you. Characteristics of these rare creatures include the following:
1.Fast eaters
2.Hate shopping
3.Wear sweatpants(but make them look good)
4.Don’t have to “put on” their face(because they already have a nice face)
5.Bad drivers
1.Fast eaters
2.Hate shopping
3.Wear sweatpants(but make them look good)
4.Don’t have to “put on” their face(because they already have a nice face)
5.Bad drivers
by TacticallyHunter January 21, 2022

The cycling competition between the clubs north of melbourne, the standard of racing is probably considered average, usually dominated by the one and only James 'THE BOSS' Butler.
The northern combine consists of the following clubs. Each of the following clubs take turns in hosting races; sunbury, coburg, st kilda, northcote, Preston, italio, Melton, Brunswick,
by Absolute Boss September 28, 2013

by Candian Man 69420 February 22, 2020

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world
by stan twitter nn member July 27, 2019

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.
by anonymous June 16, 2023

Females with blonde hair from the northern part of the United States. Group is specifically attracted to certain attributes in males. One being an excellent chin.
Bill: “What’d you do over the summer Luke?”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”
by BrandoCalrizean October 7, 2020
