An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient
Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.
by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021
Get the Noise Taxmug. Interference on ones life from outside influences, such as work, domestic duties, social & economic factors. aka stress.
the days when you just can't relax & your whole life is buzzing around you? well that buzzing is 'life-noise'
by darkhorse78 July 9, 2010
Get the life-noisemug. by Sum Boddi July 7, 2021
Get the A noisy noise annoys an oystermug. SLANG- Ghetto Style
Any statement or conversation that is deemed annoying, traumatizing, or is disfavoring in any way.
Any statement or conversation that is deemed annoying, traumatizing, or is disfavoring in any way.
You have court tomorrow.
"Fuck that nigger noise, I'm not going."
Do you have your share of the rent?
"No, the boss was talking some nigger noise about how payroll wont be prossesed for another ten days."
Everyone is talking about how you cheated on Beth.
"That's just a bunch of nigger noise, they are just jealous."
"Fuck that nigger noise, I'm not going."
Do you have your share of the rent?
"No, the boss was talking some nigger noise about how payroll wont be prossesed for another ten days."
Everyone is talking about how you cheated on Beth.
"That's just a bunch of nigger noise, they are just jealous."
by anonymous November 12, 2020
Get the Nigger Noisemug. by The Meow Noise Man December 8, 2017
Get the meow noisesmug. by Azucena2012 May 14, 2015
Get the true noisemug. by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018
Get the White Noisemug.