(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma February 3, 2015
Get the to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juicemug. a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.
some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.
some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.
guy walking down the street.
stoned hippy pops out of some ally.
guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"
hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"
guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."
hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"
guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"
hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.
true story
stoned hippy pops out of some ally.
guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"
hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"
guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."
hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"
guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"
hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.
true story
by Oktobongo April 26, 2008
Get the smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubblemug. Soap stone document J : to smoke a joint
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)
you: yo im mad stressed trynna soap stone document j,b,p after class?
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack
by DOSE6 April 16, 2011
Get the Soap Stone Document J,B,Pmug. by cyyfii December 1, 2021
Get the if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️mug. 80s slang for when a male pedophile gets a handjob, so named because the semen looks like liquid soap.
Jimmy didn’t want to go to daycare anymore because the janitor took him into the bathroom and made soap.
by velvetvamp25 April 16, 2021
Get the made soapmug. Usually implying some level of homosexuality. A funny term used to describe someone who "drops the soap."
by 456654456654 December 23, 2012
Get the Soap Assmug. Should these things really be so goddam literal?
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.
Going To the Shops - The act of leaving your abode to purchase items of need or want.
by Sean in Dublin December 25, 2007
Get the Unwrap the soapmug.