A person that is a douchbag concerning the topic of weed.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
They will aggressively push pot onto others, mock those that do not use weed (even those that respectfully decline without judgment) and consider it a magical cure-all for everything(which they will never cease talking about). They constantly extol the virtues of pot and the benefits of legalization primarily because they want to get high anytime they want, caring very little of any of the benefits weed has except for getting them.
They will also claim they function better on pot, even though it actually makes unmotivated and neglect everything around them.
I hate hanging out with keith, all he ever does is get high and talk about weed. I don't care that he likes to smoke, but he constantly tries to get me to smoke even when I say no. He is such a stoner douchebag!
by mazeltovcocktail May 5, 2019
Get the Stoner Douchebagmug. by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018
Get the stoner assmug. by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016
Get the Fake Stonermug. A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."
Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc
by knowcebo January 16, 2011
Get the Caveat Stonermug. Waking up and feel really weird the day after a big smoke sesh, not high, just strange. You may feel light, and unable to focus, or you may feel that time is slow, and everything is a dream.
Bro, I smoked like a half ounce yesterday, and I'm rocking some Stoner Head right now.
Shiiiiit bro, sounds crazy.
Shiiiiit bro, sounds crazy.
by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019
Get the Stoner Headmug. Definition 1) adjective: someone who isn't a stoner but looks and acts like one
Definition 2) adjective: an item that gives off laid back and chill vibes
Definition 2) adjective: an item that gives off laid back and chill vibes
Example 1) Boy: have u seen Danny? You'll know if u see him, he's got a stoner aesthetic.
Example 2) girl 1: I love this rick and morty shirt it's so edgy and cool, what do u think?
Girl 2: yea it's edgy, its got a stoner aesthetic.
Example 2) girl 1: I love this rick and morty shirt it's so edgy and cool, what do u think?
Girl 2: yea it's edgy, its got a stoner aesthetic.
by Ash the Edge Lord July 8, 2018
Get the Stoner Aestheticmug. A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.
"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"
by rareherbs April 24, 2022
Get the Stoner Bagelmug.