bedtime stoner

A special breed of stoner that only smokes before bedtime.

Joseph only ever wants to smoke late at night, I think he might be a bedtime stoner.

by Joogle January 30, 2015

Stoner Aesthetic

Definition 1) adjective: someone who isn't a stoner but looks and acts like one

Definition 2) adjective: an item that gives off laid back and chill vibes

Example 1) Boy: have u seen Danny? You'll know if u see him, he's got a stoner aesthetic.

Example 2) girl 1: I love this rick and morty shirt it's so edgy and cool, what do u think?

Girl 2: yea it's edgy, its got a stoner aesthetic.

by Ash the Edge Lord July 8, 2018

Stoner Bagel

A Stoner Bagel is a uniquely Canadian treat, raving from the east, possibly originating in Sudbury. It is a common meal usually ordered at a Tim Hortons, while they can still be made at home also. A Stoner Bagel (from my region) consists of an everything bagel (Toasted), herb and garlic cream cheese & bacon (extra is a possibility) This will satisfy the hunger of even the most stoned.

"Yo bud, wanna rip down to Tim's and get some munchies?"
"Oh yeah mate, thinking stoner bagels?"
"Read my mind bud"

by rareherbs April 24, 2022

Stoner Head

Waking up and feel really weird the day after a big smoke sesh, not high, just strange. You may feel light, and unable to focus, or you may feel that time is slow, and everything is a dream.

Bro, I smoked like a half ounce yesterday, and I'm rocking some Stoner Head right now.

Shiiiiit bro, sounds crazy.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

stoner boat

A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.

Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.

by PsyDawg September 26, 2014

television stoner

a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.

"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"

by tilnoonecanfightus December 26, 2009

stoner mesh

The dumb stuff that stoners say and do when high. Stoner mesh usually makes no sense and is composed of run on sentences and wandering around.

"Dude so the other day I was walking around and then something was like dndjfk and I was like I fuck and then I ran to live for... Oh sorry, stoner mesh."

by Sam was fucking right hahahaha December 27, 2013