Dutch hotdog

After a guy bangs a chick doggy style, cums in her butcrack and then fucks her buttcheeks.

Hey man, did you give that chick a Dutch hotdog?

Yeah man, with extra sauerkraut!

by AmDamCDK17 April 18, 2017

Dutch Backslapper

When you take a sh*t in a Dutch toilet and it is so solid that it stands up only to collapse and smack the back of your ball sack as it falls, destroying everything in its path.

Johannes had eaten so much Pannenkoeken that the next time he took a sh*t he ended up getting a Dutch Backslapper.

by fijiwaterdrip April 1, 2023

Dutch lung

When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.

A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!

by Pooneater900p February 17, 2022

Dutch Carry On

When a woman farts in to her purse and then shoves the face of her friend or partner in to said purse to enjoy the aroma.

My girl was real sweet until she got pissed and gave me a Dutch carry on. We haven't talked in a week.

by BTY2021 June 27, 2021

The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.

How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

dutch hemorrhoid

When you give someone's asshole a noogie till they get a hemorrhoid.

If we can't do anal I'm given you a Dutch hemorrhoid.

by Luster2411 January 13, 2014

dutch ass

Refering to the ass of Dutch, the famous treasure hunter. It means to be lucky.

"You got a fucking Dutch ass !!" (funny games)

by KitchenBryan May 14, 2016