fear puddle

When a woman has had far too much stimulation good or bad and loses all control resulting in a puddle on the floor.

Remember when we ran out of wet floor signs because of Christie's never ending fear puddle when the Hillsborough High football team came through?

by yer shirt January 11, 2018

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fear the spear

The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.

Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”

by Father Jake September 5, 2017

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A Fear Raiser

A person who you will just get a weird feeling from. You will just get a weird feeling from him/her like their stalking you, planning a murder, or attempting suicide. He will be dark, suicidal and fearful.

Jimmy: Hey man, I think a Fear Raiser lives near me
Tom: You should move away.
Jimmy: He might be nice.
Tom: Don't risk it,

by Dylza2 May 27, 2017

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fear of butterflies

When someone is desperately afraid of the small - winged insect called the butterfly. If your name starts with a "k", you are most likely bound to have this disorder or phobia.

The boy named kaleb had an enormous fear of butterflies

by THEBESTONEOFALL February 16, 2017

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