Chuck Norris

Your worst nightmare

Chuck Norris will get you .. run, before it's too late

by likeyoureallycarexx July 4, 2009

chuck norris

A god that, while having sex with your wife in a truck, purposely let one of his sperm loose in the engine. You now know that truck as Optimus Prime

Why are we looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Chuck Norris lives in Houston.

by Fear the Beard March 31, 2008

norris survival

the ability to survive a roundhouse kick from chuck norris, but due to the laws of this world, your shoes would remain in place while your body is stuck in another dimension, if it survived the initial blow, but only death has been the only outcome so far

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen Jon lately?
Dude 2: Nah, but apparently people are saying he is suffering from "norris survival".
Dude 1: Huh? OH, ok, dude we should give him a cool name, like Dr. Manhattan!

by firebeerkungfu January 7, 2011

Norristown Flag Raising

Telepathically raping a stranger by listening to his or her thoughts to mentally share their orgasms

They all got life for that Norristown flag raising, caught em in Bensalem

by WSGM the Talk November 23, 2020

Chuck Norris Flip

Using both meth and PCP at the same time. It is said to give you nearly Chuck Norris-like strength.

"Did you hear about that guy who Chuck Norris flipped?"
"No, what happened?"
"He kicked a man so hard his kids exploded!"

by JamddL August 20, 2011

chuck norrised

To simultaneously kill someone or something in every single way possible.

Wow, did you see that guy mashed up in a blender? It looked like he was Chuck Norrised.

by Dr. Dimples December 5, 2011

Chuck Norris'd

When someone punches you in the nose so hard that you see an image of Chuck Norris, himself.

Random Dude: Holy fuck, that dude punched me in the face so hard I Chuck Norris'd myself!
Me: That sound's wrong!

by #ChuckNorris'd March 14, 2013