myspace 

an amazingly addivtive "place for friends". most of your friends had one so you thought it would be cool to join also, while doing this you take pictures of your half-haked self in front of a bathroom mirror. after having myspace for about a month you realize that you tend to check it every 5 minutes. Myspace allows you to put different "display names" that are on top of you default picture. only losers on myspace change their display name along with the picture. Myspace has "whore trains" something that allows you to have as many friends as you please by posting pointless bullitens. Myspace claims to be a great way to meet friends, but it is more like a great way to meet stalkers. Alot of people add friends just for the sake of having more friends than the other person. Also when you first join myspace, you have your first friend who is Tom--you will initially think he is a stalker but no he is just the creator.

Don't get a myspace its too addictive. You can easily meet a stalker there.

myspace by lambxxluvr April 18, 2006

myspacethetically 

pertaining to myspace

When she described herself as 'more to love', she was speaking myspacethetically.

myspacethetically by paul lavra, NOT November 15, 2006

myspace spot 

The spot in ones vision that appears when they have taken countless pictures of themselves. Progressive forms of the condition are found in groups (especially groups of girls).

person 1:"What's wrong with your vision?"
person 2:"I don't know"
person 1:"Wait a second, I saw your myspace and it has like 50 pictures of yourself in the same relative location. Have you been taking alot of pictures of yourself?"
person 2:"Um, yeah"
person 1:"I'm sorry, you've got myspace spot..."
person 2:"NOOOOOOOO!!"

myspace spot by Thackeray November 5, 2007

myspace 

You know those freaks that used to only come out at night? Yeah, they're on the web now and they brag about how many friends they have. They're all ugly, emo, fat, disgusting, 14-year-old whores who do those famous camera-trick-shot-things to make themselves look more fabulously slutty than they really are so people like Brian Peppers can kidnap them and molest them. Not his fault, though, they asked for it for being so whorish. Most don't change facial expressions. All are stupid and deserve to die. Except for Joe Don Baker. He's cool. When dealing with a hordes of myspace junkies it's a good idea to bring your own weapons. Be sure to use caution around myspace addicted whores, your safety is not guaranteed. I've only done this once before.

Myspace turdburglar: "Lol, I have 9,344,323 friends on myspace!"
Sane Person: "O rly?"
Myspace turdburglar: "Ya rly, you should sign up for a myspace!"
Sane Person: "Why should I sign up for yourspace when I have my own personal space. Your stupidity is leaking into it. BEGONE!" *PUNCH*
Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "OW! I'm gonna write a nasty blog about you and have my elevendy-billion friends comment on how you're a pansy because you don't have a myspace."
Sane Person: "I thought you said you had 9,344,323 friends."
Myspace turdburglar (with a broken nose): "I'm sure more people want to be friends since I last logged in three minutes ago." *leaves to write angry blog*
Sane Person: "Turd Burglar. I hope he eats a bag of hell."
Joe Don Baker: Where can I find me some bacon, butter, pancakes, steak, eggs, cheese, fries, cheesy fries, pizza, beer, hamburgers, butter, chili dogs, chili-cheese fries, fried chicken, waffles, corn dogs, an orange covered, with some beer and more butter?

myspace by Peppy April 12, 2006

myspace 

myspace.com

a place where people can copy each other and look nothing in real life like they do in their pictures. Sad, sad, sad.

Also a place where music seems to be the base of everything. That, and your fuckin pictures.

OMG I've seen you before. Are you on myspace?

Fuck your scene

myspace by The Kinison December 22, 2004

Myspace 

A stupid, addicting website created my someone who is unknown. It is a place to compete with your own friends on who can get the most comments and friends. There are many emo boys that are mean; and think they are hott shit. People BEG AND PLEAD for comments on their pictures. Its really pathetic website; NEVER JOIN. I REGRET IT.

"mGZ LIKE GO COMmENT MY NEW PICTURES LOLZORZ."

"OMGZ IM TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THAT CUTE EMO BOY ON MySPACE FROM TEXAS!"

"OMGZ I CANNOT WAIT TO GET HOME AND CHECK MY MYSPACE MESSAGES."

"PLEASE LEAVE ME A COMMENT ON MYSPACE GODZ LOLZORZ."

Myspace by NIGPLEASE June 8, 2005

Myspace Deceiving Default 

A trick people use on Myspace where thier default makes them look totally hot and when you lurk the rest of their pictures, turns out they're ugly as fuck.

Jessica: "Wow, look at this guy's default! He looks so fine!"
*checks out the rest of his pictures*
Ashley: "Oh wait...never mind...he just got lucky with that default. He's actually fugly as hell!"
Jessica: "Can't believe we fell for the old myspace deceiving default trick AGAIN!"

Myspace Deceiving Default by Alina! March 14, 2009