Healthy Mushroom

A woman's lady region that is prone to letting out small puffs of spores during the act of procreation. There is no true way of indicating the difference between healthy and unhealthy so you must take the risk to find out.

Person 1: "Come on big boy and eat my healthy mushroom"

by A6M2 August 11, 2016

Mushroom Trim

When someones hair sprouts outwards like a mushroom
This hairstyle looks awful and can blind some people

Sam G:" My Mushroom Trim gets in the way of me and I keep walking into walls"
Jack:" Well Shave it you batty crease

by Unknown Cheffer July 6, 2020

mushroom butter

Putting breast milk in a girls butt hole and churning it with your mushroom head until it turns to butter

I made mushroom butter on my date last night and put that shit on some toast

by Red Juan Elgordo November 5, 2022

double mushroom

the act during a threesome of a girl giving fellatio to two guys at the same time

Boris: so she was giving me a blue job when her boyfriend walked in
Morris: whoa! did you fight
Boris: no actually he joined in and she got a double mushroom

by yunknasty February 11, 2013

mushroom pigs

when you slap your mushroom shaped dick on a pigs face, giving the pig a mushroom stamp. If you like this, you can also try putting your dick in a fire for about 10 seconds so that you can brand someone for a longer lasting stamp. This will let other guys know that your bitch is taken, by seeing that she has your mushroom on her face.

bro, let's go create some mushroom pigs !

by gmonkeyandfriends August 18, 2016

Mushroom Booster

Mushroom Booster = Vitamin C
If you feel somewhat suicidal, consider taking a few thousand milligrams of vitamin C with your Eighth.
Vitamin C can higher the affect, and make it hit faster and harder than anyone could expect. It highly adds to the visual aspect as well.

Commence nude hiking in a dark forrest.

Me and my friends pulled a mushroom booster, got lost in the woods, and almost starved to death.

by kamel_reds December 15, 2009

Mushroom knot

Mushroom knot is a butt hole

Check out her mushroom knot while you are tongue punching it.

by house host August 14, 2021