monster in law

One of the worst movies ever. Rich white people complaining for two and a half hours. Lead charictors have never known problems thus they must bitch about the dumbest shit ever. Fuck this movie, fuck its cast, director, and anyone involved. the fact that i could have payed hard earned money to see this makes me inflamed. the fact that i was forced to watch it makes me more pissed. Fuck monster in law.

" i need a vacation, ive always wanted ot vacation to africa."- monster in law
" i cant deal with this anymore"- monster in law

by Quellio November 26, 2006

Monster Dick

When you drink so many monsters, or other energy drinks that it stunts the groth of your penis, resulting in a tiny, baby sized dick.

girl 1: That guy drinks soo many Monsters
girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick
girl 1: Totaly.

by rumblydawg July 10, 2009

Monster Mash

When you bang a chick that has had multiple abortions. You know. Cause it's a graveyard smash.

Yo, dat loose chick from work had another abortion and got dumped by her man. Imma try to Monster Mash.

by Def my real name May 23, 2021

monster salami

a giant penis

Will is the man, all the girls say he has a monster salami.

by Will Keesler January 5, 2003

monster cock

1. A rooster that was trained for fighting other roosters.

2. The penis of a typical black male adult.

1. That asshole Jimmy down the street is having cock fights again. He's been turning almost all of his roosters into Monster Cocks!

2. That black guy is always wearing some very baggy pants. He must have a monster cock.

by valleyman01 October 20, 2010

Monster Munch

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!

by Minkey March 22, 2005

monster slam

when two monsters procreate.

hey 'paul' im going to slam that monster bitch over there. The monster ambles over to the monster bitch 'oi'm going to slam you' ( he says it in a strange 'irish monster accent') The female monster drops on all fours in a submissive gesture. 'Slam me' she says
'hey nigel' says paul, that is classic example of a monster slam

by Neil O'Malley July 12, 2006