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man candy monday

man candy Monday is the female version of man crush Monday someone females find attractive
girl: my man candy Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

boy: my man crush Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm
by sandrwich September 14, 2013
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Super Bowl Monday

The Monday after the Super Bowl where you are still hung-over and wondering what you actually did, who won, and why you had so much to drink.

You often must go back to work, school, ect. which makes it that much worst.

It's a specific Case of the Mondays.
Dude 1: Hey dude. I saw you making out with Jill in Lori's kitchen yesterday. Now that's what I call a Touchdown.
Dude 2: Oh, that's what I was doing durring the last quarter. Who ended up winning again?
Dude 1: The Colts man. You're havin' one bad Super Bowl Monday.
by Jizzle Fo Shizzle September 22, 2007
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Ultimate Yellow Monday

A simple way to make the world a better place. Starting with beating the cliche of gloomy mondays... you know, going back to work, school, whatever. To do this, its as simple as wearing a yellow piece of clothing, to make mondays brighter.
Boy: why is everyone wearing yellow today?
Girl: uhmm hello!! today is Ultimate Yellow Monday
by cyclopz April 13, 2010
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monday morning surprise

The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.
guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009
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lube up for monday

To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.
Sorry I'm late, I had to lube up for Monday.
by billyboombox January 10, 2015
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Memory Loss Monday

When you don’t remember anything on Monday's because you don’t pay attention and have memory loss
by Sneakylink1569 November 16, 2021
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Maid boy monday

This is a New holiday by @_.bxby_.gxrl._ on instagram. You can see it at other person's instagram too.
Hey boys. Its maid boy monday.. Get ready for ur girlfriend/boyfriend topping you.
by Antisocial.bunny🦋🐚 December 8, 2020
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