San Francisco Microwave

When two men (most likely) put each other's shit into one anothers asshole,like an alabama hot pocket.... disgusting yes, funny, maybe a little.

"I was told Tim and Clark did a (San Francisco Microwave) last night."

"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."

"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"

"It is!?!?!"

"Yes!"

"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."

"YAY!"

"(sigh)."

by Skeeter~Bob January 22, 2011

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It's when your dick gets shoved in the microwave and your grandmother turns on the microwave burning your cock to bits. Then it lays there in ashes sizzling you screaming your grandmother points and say HAHAHAHA I'm going to eat that for dinner.

That microwave dick felt nice can I do it again

by Jerrywagner May 5, 2018

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McRowdy

When you take a mcdouble and combine it with the mcchicken, you get a McRowdy. Very delicious and heart attack inducing.

We made it up, but try it. It should be a menu selection dammit and it would only be a dollar for a McRowdy.

by StonerJunkie March 13, 2010

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microwindowing

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.

Sean was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to microwindowing.

by 01iv3r February 26, 2011

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