Midnight Lila

Midnight Lila refers to any time you try to communicate with a Lila past around 11 o'clock. Midnight Lila is an entirely different person and can sometimes insult you in ways daytime Lila wouldn't dare think of...and, therefore, she is much more entertaining.

"You're talking to midnight Lila. What did you expect?"

by Kristoff Bjorgman July 23, 2020

The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ

"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."

by AntiMJ June 8, 2009

ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out

Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.

by Idk hi April 1, 2018

Good Midnight

Goodnight at Midnight

It's 12:00 at night, I'm off to bed.
Okay, Good Midnight!

by pyrotak December 23, 2019

Midnight Society

Membership in a small group of men who have had sex with a neighborhood MILF and got home in the middle of the night undetected.

Holy shit Dave, I thought you were getting home so I dashed out the back door. It was cool though...I'm in the Midnight Society now. Hi to mom, bitch!

by Gabriel Donocan Gilchrist December 26, 2008

midnight

time when pimps go doing whores
the show-offs race tricked out street cars
geeks turn into werewolves
the most dangerous time of the night

JOhn:Hey baby, how much is your service at midnight
Tracy:4 dolla sucka sucka
Powhitetrash:hey nick you wanna race at midnight?
Nick:meet u by the water tower dawg
Thief:bi@! gimme your bag
Grandma: thief! thief! stop that mother@#$@%! damn I shouldnt buy my diapers @ midnight

by Sean Frangorn July 26, 2006

Midnight Red

A slang meaning when someone gets their period overnight.

Yo dude, I was over my girlfriends house and we were sleeping and all of a sudden she pulled a Midnight Red.

by Yololicious November 27, 2013