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metrosexual

A man that wants to look good and is not affraid to spend lots of time and money doing it. Even if it means waking up one hour earlier to get their hair done.
George: the local "hunk" who wears tons of "pomade" to keep his hair in place, and owns more shoes than the Wild Pair....keep up the good work hun you are HOT
by CORIN June 14, 2004
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typically a male resident of a large city(Los Angeles, San Francisco) who carries characteristics of a homosexual, but remaining in the claim of heterosexual. Often looking like, and dressing like a feminine male.
Marty likes flaunting his gucci bag and louie vuitton wallet when he's out with his girlfriend.
by pandora November 16, 2004
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Metrosexual

1.A straight man with suprising fashion sense. Often misconstrued as being a homosexual.
PERSON 1: "This guys apartment is really nice"
PERSON 2: "yes, it is"
PERSON 1: "No, like...reeeally nice"
PERSON 2: "do you think he's gay?"
PERSON 1: "I thought he had a girlfriend?"
PERSON 2: "He must be Metrosexual"
by metroman February 27, 2005
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heterosexual lesbian

A woman who is only romantically interested in men and whose emotional interest in women does not go beyond friendship, but who kisses and has sex with other women for fun and enjoyment.
Kevin, I have bad news! I just saw Jessica cheating on you!

What? With who?

Lucy.

Oh, that's OK. Jessica's a heterosexual lesbian, and we've agreed it's OK for her to sleep with other girls. Sometimes she lets me join in.
by Rhodoferax October 4, 2013
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Metrosexual

A man who claims not to be gay, but acts and dresses like one, only thinks of himself, no-one else matters, reckons he's gods gift. see pranny
Metrosexuals are normally clad with a Ted Baker shirt, Armani Jeans, Ray-bans wearing Calvin Klein aftershave.
by The Scottish Contingent January 2, 2009
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The Kill Hannah guys are metro, not gay!
by cool November 19, 2003
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Heterosexual Groomer

Heterosexual who is against minor predators in the same sex community but hides the facts minor predators are in the Heterosexual community.
Heterosexual Groomer: She wants to label the same sex community as minor predators but won't mention anything about when straights are labeled minor predators.
by IcePanda April 19, 2023
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