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Marcus and Martinus

Very nice and beautiful boys that everyone will date! Has nice voices in these songs and can dance amazing!😍
OMG!! I just met Marcus and Martinus in the café 😍😍
by M&M faaaan January 7, 2018
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Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
by jbdfsuusdbfisueuubfeubibesfubi January 10, 2018
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Marcus

a male who has an ugly ass haircut and thinks about only himself in every situation. he brags about himself, and himself only and likes to flex his mommy and daddy’s money.

not to mention he’s fucking retarded
by saladboobs January 6, 2020
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Marcus

Marcus asked for this
by Marcus2016 January 7, 2020
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Marcus

Someone who doesn’t listen and is very disrespectful. Very self centered and has no concern about no one else but they’re self. They are very annoying and is a bum. You have one in your life I recommend you drop them for your life.
by Periotttttt January 13, 2020
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Marcus

Has a dangerous addiction to pink gin and res bar. Someone send him help
“Seen Marcus in res bar for the 23rd weekend in a row, this dude got problems
by Gin is life January 20, 2020
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Marcus Lorenzo

A cheating, lowlife scum who smokes w*** out of a Chewits wrapper. Absolute cunt who fucks girls about!
Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?
by £ltonB0y April 6, 2020
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