Maple Ridge

An absolute shit hole in British Columbia, Canada filled with High school dropouts who drive lifted diesel pickup trucks and smoke crack on the daily and the children of crack heads who ride around on bikes during the early hours of the morning screaming at people walking.

-Where the fuck is this asshole driving this huge pickup truck from, Mars? He drives like a fucking retard!

*Skid rides out into middle of road on shitty BMX bike*

-WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

-We're in MAPLE RIDGE, Jim. Get used to it.

by picklecockhorsetaker June 30, 2018

maple MAGA

A Canadian supporter of Donald Trump.

"Why does he have a Trump bumper sticker? I thought he was Canadian."

"He's maple MAGA."

by Dekker451 June 10, 2025

Tapping the maple

Taking a piss in Canada

Hey Jim, what are you doing in there?
Oh, just tapping the maple!

by scoobasteve617 June 24, 2025

maple og

“Maple og” is a made up strain of marijuana, The world was first seen being used by Aedan K.C and Charlie Renolds. It was used to make fun of the fact that they filled up the carts they sold with maple syrup.

man a:hey guys whats your cart flavor?
man b:the cart flavors i got right now are maple og and chocolate kush.

by lilcruise090 April 11, 2020

maple knacker

Canadian gay men who partake in using maple syrup for lube.

Whoa! There went Kreg and Bryan off to maple knacker by the Pizza place.

by Shelley West December 7, 2017

maple fever

1. A term usually applied to males who have a clear sexual preference for women of Canadian descent, although it can also be used in reference to females who prefer Canadian men.

2. An acute, infectious febrile disease of Canadian climates, caused by maple trees.

South Park: Season 19 Episode 2 "Where My Country Gone?"

Canadian father: "So, young man, I understand that you and my daughter have started a romance."

Butters: "Well, uh Well, yes, sir."

Canadian father: "And I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh? Is that it? You've got maple fever? "

by brodyapproved November 8, 2015

Maple Dream Cream

When a Canadian shoots his syrup on ones face.

Oh my God Becky, I took a shot of Adams Maple Dream Cream last night all over my face. What a experience Aye?

by TuckN'Roll October 27, 2018