frozen mushroom

The sense of coldness one receives when fully submerged underwater in a bath tub and the only thing above the surface is your tip.
David: I got a frozen mushroom yesterday.
Jack: Dude, you’re 27. Why are you still taking baths?
by nico jack pepper November 23, 2017
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mushroom poke

The act of poking a person with a male appendage, usually a mushroom shaped appendage.
I’m about to give Abby a mushroom poke this weekend.
by JlinkinX December 25, 2017
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Mushroom knot

Mushroom knot is a butt hole
by house host August 15, 2021
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Super Mushroom

A type of mushroom found in the Mushroom Kingdom that cause Mario to get high. Also, everyone just calls them mushrooms anyways.
"Shithead: No one calls them Super Mushrooms, you shithead."
by Spoon Man the Eleventh September 02, 2017
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mushroom butter

Putting breast milk in a girls butt hole and churning it with your mushroom head until it turns to butter
I made mushroom butter on my date last night and put that shit on some toast
by Red Juan Elgordo November 06, 2022
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Mushroom Cult

A strange, yet interesting, faith where those involved choose to serve the fungi they believe will overthrow the current government
Haven't you joined the Mushroom cult, the one where you prevent getting your brain eaten by intelligent fungi?
by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023
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