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life

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.
some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.
by Jeffy ham January 17, 2015
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Life

Hey can I ask you a question?
Yeah sure.
What's life?
Simple. It's Music.
by Enihs July 11, 2011
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Life

Noun: A loop of dead ends and fuck holes.
Dude1: Hey man! Hows life?
Dude2: Go kill your self.
by BigBoyTheFuckTard March 23, 2017
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Life

If you are looking this up, you don't have one.
Mike: I looked up life on Urban Dictionary.
Mark: We're through.
by Liquid Dookie January 27, 2013
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life

The slowest form of deaths
Life is just slowly dying
by Broben5 December 30, 2017
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Life

A joke.
A literal joke.

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Life is a joke, just like me. It's nothing, but our everything, which means that our everything is nothing and our nothing is our everything. Our hearts and brains are the source of it, which means they are the source of everything and the source of nothing. Composing life is other people, the Earth, and the many things that inhabit it. They compose our everything and our nothing, our sorrows and our joys. Humor, too. By this definition, life is basically a joke.

Yesh.

Thanks for coming to my complete rave and have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Mother? What is life?" The young boy asks.

"Simple, son. A joke."
by AquaDragon29 January 29, 2020
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