Lettuce

Someone with the personality of a lettuce and about as much fun

Fuckin lettuce

by Tattiemasher August 30, 2019

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

Lettuce

1.) Beef, but for vegans

2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other

John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...

Richard: woah, you two have beef?

John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other

by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017

show lettuce

The result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he's so cooler than he is. When u make it to the big leagues they call it "The Show." Players refer to hair as lettuce. Hence Show Lettuce.

"Damn, look at Bryce Harper sportin that show lettuce! Better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!"

by RipTarry999 September 19, 2017

Show Lettuce

The lettuce or kale that lines the bottom of a dish to protect food from touching a serving tray or ornate platter. Usually seen at a buffet or party trays.

"Jill don't eat that, it's gross, it's just show lettuce"

by NaztyD September 20, 2017

Lettuce Dildo

Similar to the phrase "let us pray" but rather "lettuce dildo" it is often stated to mark the beginning of a rather large orgy.

Adam begins, "I would like to welcome everyone to this 8 person orgy", Adam then holds up the dildo with both hands and states, "lettuce dildo" To which marks the official beginning of the orgy.

by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017

homosexual lettuce

A common insult. See cunt or idiot.

Me:Hey that sounds cool.

Her:9No its not cool you homosexual lettuce.

by tjar0laxin April 7, 2017