kardick

While mistaken with a car's dick, Kardick is basically a Kartik who has the fattest dick you've ever seen. The dick is so fat that it's the size of a car.

Her: Kartik isn't Kartik, he's Kardick
Friend: why?
Her: He parked his car sized dick in me and made me his garage

by randohobo October 20, 2020

Ktard Shuffle

The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.

Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?

Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.

by Hashleysweet October 31, 2020

KardashianDior

the username of a kim kardashian stan that like dior

Person 1: Wow, KardashianDior really loves Kim K.

KardashianDior: damn right

by thatpersonchase November 17, 2020

KARDS

KARDS is a gang name from a German rapcrew

KARDS babyy

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Kardashadonk

A badonkadonk that is Kardashian like.

She got that a kardashadonk.

by Deadregal January 24, 2021

kardashadonk

A booty that is Kardashian like.

She has that Kardashadonk.

by Deadregal January 24, 2021

Klard

Completely into fat chicks, this person is often named Kade but the term can be used for just about anybody. A mixture of Kade and Fat Lard. Klard.

“Yo did you hear Klard hooked up with Amy last night?”

“Oh my god she’s so fat”

by klard March 16, 2021