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man knot

A man knot is born when the man doesn't have quite long enough of hair to obtain the manbun, but still tie it up in the same fashion anyway.
Reginald's hair is too short for the manbun he's going for, it looks like more of a man knot.
by jacketkneelength February 11, 2015
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Pink Knot

A beautifully skin tone blended and bleached balloon knot. No brown round. Perfectly blended and of porn star quality.

The Anus.
Rachel went to the med spa today. When she returned home, her old rusty sheriff’s badge had been transformed into a a beautiful pink knot of Stormy Daniel’s quality no less.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018
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working the knot

1. The act of taking a shit
2. Realy working the knot muscle sphincter to force out a bashful turd
3. What you can see your dog's balloon knot doing (especially a short haired one) while he is sniffing around trying to find the right place to dook
1. That bathroom is going to be nasty, George has been in there for an hour working the knot.
2. Man, I had to work the knot so much on that one, I think i ripped my grundle.
3. Your dog is starting to vigorously work his knot, you better let him out before he shits on the coffee table.
by sweatygooch July 30, 2010
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Tying the Balloon Knot

Samuel and Lance wanted were planning on tying the balloon knot, but nobody would bake them a cake.
by Stevie Wonder's Forehead October 31, 2018
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Double Granny Knot

Two very horny women, one of which over 60, entangle themselves for sexual pleasure. The older the women, the stronger the bond as she creates more friction.
The double granny knot took a real toll on grandma last night. She should probably consider abstinence, as a burn on the genitals is very concerning.
by Knot Enthusiasts December 7, 2019
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Minot Balloon Knot

The act of pinching the anus on either side and pulling into a horizontal slit, causing a "squeeee" sound when gas is emitted. Usually performed after anal sex.
You hear that squeak? I think Jerry just gave his girl the Minot Balloon Knot!
by Archetyp0 February 16, 2023
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Don't get your thong in a knot

Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.
Sit down don't get your thong in a knot
by Bulund August 13, 2017
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