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Ken

Ken is an asian man hiding in your closet that only comes out at night. He is only there because his boss put him up to kill you and your family. He knows everything about you because he has been watching you for many months, he even knows your twitter password!
You: wth theres someone hiding in my closet
Mom: its Ken!!
You: oh honey no
by durpshat8> December 10, 2018
mugGet the Kenmug.

Ken

i love ken
by simp4poptarts November 21, 2021
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Kenned

A popular new age form of screwing up the coding on a website, meaning that the page begins to function incorrectly and works significantly different to the design.
The webpage design looked great until it got kenned
by peterlowe May 22, 2012
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Ken Thomas

Australian (specifically Victoria) - A more polite way of calling someone a cunt.

Australians are quite fond of using the word cunt but there are cases where your audience would be offended or outraged. Using Ken Thomas instead, provides camouflage to your insult.

Not to be used in a positive sense. Aka sick cunt, mad cunt.
You're making a fool out of me in front of everyone, you absolute Ken Thomas.

You're acting like a bloody Ken Thomas.

Are you trying to be a Ken Thomas? Because you're succeeding.

You're a Ken Thomas

That guy was such a Ken Thomas!
by DhaliLlaminator July 18, 2024
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Ken

Realest nigga you finna meet, ong
That's my foe nem Ken.
by John Doughmaker November 21, 2021
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mr kenning

Biggest fucking legend to exist, he’s got massive arms and lovely dance moves
“Oi have u seen mr kenning his arms are fucking huge and he’s actually my g
by Thatextrachromosome49 September 10, 2020
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Ken Doll Cold

It wasnt till I was balls deep that I realized it was Ken Doll Cold!
by Spookm14 June 27, 2019
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