ken dolling

The act of tucking your junk behind your legs to see in the mirror what it'd be like if you didn't have said junk,

Greg is late for work again, must've spent too much time ken dolling in the bathroom this morning.

by sphincterhole March 10, 2017

Claire Ken

the most beautiful girl that i’ll ever meet in my entire life — the kindest person you’ll ever meet.

Claire Ken, she’s gorgeous.

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Ken-owledge

When Kendra knows something. Also applies to Ken, Kenneth, Kennedy, Kendall, Kenny, and nobody else.

"Hey, do you know what mx+b equals?"
"Go ask Kendra, she really has the ken-owledge"

by Ken96 June 26, 2022

Kenned

When a normal person slowly converts into a low life incel due to playing any grinding game (i.e Call Of Duty, Overwatch, Cookie Clicker, World Of Warcraft, ect.) By anyone named Kenny.

Yeah my boyfriend got kenned last night with overwatch, I think it's time that I should leave him.

by D-1FriendHater March 29, 2025

Pulling a Ken

Never admitting that you have lost a game of Tekken and you will not deal with it.

Ah what! I ducked that you saw it, I ducked that! Why are you pulling a Ken?

or

"aww I blocked that." Pulling a Ken I see

by jerbear340 November 10, 2010

Ken-tuck-y

Where barbie goes to do gymnastics.

Hi! I’m Barbie! I like to go to Ken-tuck-y to do some gymnastics and flips after I spend some time at my Barbie Dream house.

by kekizbest April 12, 2020

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025